Yep, it looks like crap, it's bland and boring, it gots a pre-fabbed stem, and what the hell's it made out of?

But it's my first pipe and I felt like sharing. I'm not looking for any constructive criticism at the time, but it won't hurt my feelings if you feel like pointing out the hundred-and-one defects in craftsmanship (I'm already aware of the hundred, but you can point out the one that I missed

) or the aesthetic flaws.
My plan is to make nine more out of maple (or whatever I got lying around that's not toxic) and then switch to briar and do ten more with pre-made stems, and then start trying to make my own stems. So in twenty years time I'll be making a true from-scratch pipe!
