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Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:20 am
by fiddlestix
Apparently the tables for the KC show are sold out... Anyone have any extra table real estate they would be willing to sublet?? I promise to be a good neighbor. I'll likely only have 5-6 pipes with me so I won't take up much room.
Thanks!
Mark
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 11:37 am
by scotties22
I have extra space. At the rate I'm going I'm only going to have 10 pipes, so there will be room.
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 11:40 am
by fiddlestix
Sounds good! Thx
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:04 pm
by Red
I'm another late-comer to the Kansas City registration. Is there anyone else who might split a table? Thanks. Bill.
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 11:08 pm
by Alden
I'll split my table Bill. Yeah, I'm no Scottie Piersel, but beggars can't be choosers.
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 11:09 pm
by Alden
Besides, I'll probably be outside smoking most of the show
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 12:44 am
by sandahlpipe
Alden wrote:Besides, I'll probably be outside smoking most of the show
This is true. But I hear he pays commission if you share a table and sell his pipes while he's out.
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 2:12 am
by LatakiaLover
sandahlpipe wrote:
I hear he pays commission if you share a table and sell his pipes while he's out.
Here's a super funny joke to play on Sasquatch-sized Texans:
ALDEN: So, I'm back. Sell anything?
PRANKSTER: Yup. Every one of 'em, in fact!
ALDEN: Out-fucking-standing! Cool! They pay with cash or PayPal?
PRANKSTER: All in cash.
ALDEN: Double cool! You rock, Dude. Gimme five!
PRANKSTER: Thanks! There's something you should know, though...
ALDEN: Yeah? What's that?
PRANKSTER: (checks over his shoulder, and starts backing away)
I only charged fifty bucks for the whole table! (Prankster tosses the money and runs like Hell, giggling maniacally)
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 11:04 am
by Red
Ryan....you're the MAN!! Thanks. See you at the show.
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 2:31 pm
by Alden
LatakiaLover wrote:sandahlpipe wrote:
I hear he pays commission if you share a table and sell his pipes while he's out.
Here's a super funny joke to play on Sasquatch-sized Texans:
ALDEN: So, I'm back. Sell anything?
PRANKSTER: Yup. Every one of 'em, in fact!
ALDEN: Out-fucking-standing! Cool! They pay with cash or PayPal?
PRANKSTER: All in cash.
ALDEN: Double cool! You rock, Dude. Gimme five!
PRANKSTER: Thanks! There's something you should know, though...
ALDEN: Yeah? What's that?
PRANKSTER: (checks over his shoulder, and starts backing away)
I only charged fifty bucks for the whole table! (Prankster tosses the money and runs like Hell, giggling maniacally)
I got people, George. I will find you.
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:23 pm
by LatakiaLover
Yeah yeah, sure sure...
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 6:30 pm
by RDPowell
So what! We ALL came out of one once upon a time, what's the big deal?
Of course unless your George.
Re: Anyone interested in splitting a table in KC?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 10:51 pm
by Alden
No coincidence. Just a few of my favorite things.