If you were a pipe, what kind would you be?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:12 pm

Me, I think i'd be a billiard, or perhaps a stack, but not too tall. I'm tall but not overly tall. Straight or bent though? Well, I am straight, but my humor is often refered to as "bent." Hmmmm so maybe like an eight bend. I was tempted to be one of those tall cool looking freehand, bamboo stemmed pipes that I like so much, but I'm just too square (in the Bohemian, "not quite cool" meaning) to carry it off. So yea, I think a tall billiard or stack, no bend. Elegant but well worn. Still showing a nice tasteful if uninspiring finish. Probably straight grained too. Very dense. At least that's what my wife would tell you.

achduliebe · Post by **achduliebe** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:29 pm

ok I will have to go with a Zulu....why?? I don't know, sounds good and it just jumps out at me. My wife would probably agree with my choice also.

aaron · Post by **aaron** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:20 pm

I would be an apple or tomato shape. I have a squatty fat head and it would really probably go well with those shapes. Like a dunhill tobacconist meerschaum.

marks · Post by **marks** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:37 pm

Fantasy: A Texas hold 'em poker
Reality: A chubby billiard

Jeffery · Post by **Jeffery** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:56 pm

I've alreadyy been called a Freehand, so I'll stick with that...

AAdomeit · Post by **AAdomeit** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:24 am

Tallish, stocky, longhaired, bearded, too smart for his britches....and is more stubborn than a terrier...

1/4 bend bulldog! (with gold highlights and Swedish runes, of course!!!

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Calumet · Post by **Calumet** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:56 am

Think I am gonna stick with the half bent Dublin,or maybe a horn
so many shapes but these ones are appealing to me

salutes from Belgium

ArtGuy · Post by **ArtGuy** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:22 am

Something short, a little chubby with a really thick shank.

kkendall · Post by **kkendall** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:59 am

Something classical, logical, not too wild.
Perhaps a Lovat

Post by **KurtHuhn** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:06 pm

Something larger than normal, a little off center, definitely assymetrical, and makes you say "Huh?".

Is there a pipe shape called "iconoclast"?

hazmat · Post by **hazmat** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:52 pm

ArtGuy wrote:Something short, a little chubby with a really thick shank.

Kurt.. can you make the "rolls eyes" emoticon REALLY REALLY BIG!!! lol.. nice, John..

Think I'd be a bulldog variant..

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:37 pm

Kurt would be a really thick, ilstead-esque bulldog I think.

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:44 pm

Rhodesian...all the way!