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Scottish Cake
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:40 pm
by Sasquatch
Scottish Cake is so
Yummy that I like to smoke
It in my pipe. Yeah.
Well, that's a pretty shitty Haiku I guess. Sorry.
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:09 am
by Mike Messer
Connosseurs would shit
Me smoking my Captain Black
Smells like Christmas cake
This could be a contest...who can write the worst (or best) Kaiku about pipe smoking.
Haiku - a Japanese poem with three lines, 5-7-5 syllables, non-rhyming (I looked it up).
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:55 pm
by Joe Hinkle Pipes
why purchase briar fox
peter heeschen is crazy
it burns my tounge off
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:46 am
by taharris
Outside with my pipe
Standing in the pouring rain
She won't let me in...
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:47 pm
by Alden
Just lit up a bowl
For an hour I will smoke it
Down to mottled ash
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:57 pm
by Boekweg
it sucks to be you
she let me in from the rain
then she smoked my pipe
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:00 pm
by Joe Hinkle Pipes
wow, thats suggestive
hope he never finds
your name and current address
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:14 am
by taharris
A poet you're not
A "Weiner" you may be
Still living with Mom?
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:29 am
by e Markle
taharris wrote:A poet you're not
A "Weiner" you may be
Still living with Mom?
That was funny
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:09 pm
by Boekweg
saw the grass was greener
on the other side of the fence
over at your moms house
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:06 pm
by KurtHuhn
chili was dinner
moving through my bowels now
ends up like this thread
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:36 pm
by Boekweg
KurtHuhn wrote:chili was dinner
moving through my bowels now
ends up like this thread
Now thats funny!
and true. I'm outa here,... peace!
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:16 am
by baweaverpipes
Scottish cake does blow
Think of haggis you dumb fuck
I want to puke now
Re: Scottish Cake
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:23 am
by Sasquatch
A group of finer poets I've not met
(Within the confines of the doggy pound)
The artists walk amongst us on their round
Dispensing knowledge to us who are wet
Behind the ears - as green as you could get
And all lined up to glean the littered ground!
I'm sure the others, much as I have found,
Will come in time to bitterly regret
Opening their minds with hopes to share
The dreams, skills and maybe final pieces;
Condensation of creative juices!
Luckily few within the forum dare
To make pipes as bad as mine (Thank Jesus)
Or their posts as dumb as most of Bruce's.