Sasquatch vs. car window

[LatakiaLover]

In a field behind the Pheasant Run resort in Chicago, some guys chipped in to buy a bag of extra-extra grade briar blocks, and locked them in a car.

Then they told Squatchy he could have them if he could open the car. There were rocks lying everywhere, but he chose this method for some reason. (Must be a Canada thing.)

It was filmed, of course.

Warning -- NSFW language

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=907_1368051085

[The Smoking Yeti]

Talk about poor decision making skills...

[LatakiaLover]

Talk about poor decision making skills...

I chalk it up to Squatchy's animalistic single-mindedness when he spies top shelf briar. "Me want... me want... me WANT!"

Gotta respect it, in a twisted sort of way.

He did look a lot smaller and less hairy than I expected in that vid, though. Not sure what's up with that. Maybe he can transform himself when going out among humans, or something. Sasquatches are nothing if not mysterious.

[SchmidtN]

And to think, some folks argue evolution doesn't exist. If that aint natural selection in process then I have a distant common ancestor with monkeys (not named Sas).

[archaggelosmichail]

I'm crying....

[d.huber]

Ah, classic Sasquatch. I'm surprised the video doesn't show the part at the end where he finally succeeded and then just ate all the briar.

[UncleDraken]

And then there's this guy who shows his way of breaking a window:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=977_1330609626

Maybe he can give Sassy a few tips. That's assuming his brain is capable of learning new things after that.

[Sasquatch]

Fuck it. I'm using George's head next time.

[LatakiaLover]

Fuck it. I'm using George's head next time.

I recommend using this guy's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKPEZ3XP5Y8