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[Sasquatch]

Don't defibrillate now, Markle. It's too late.

[d.huber]

Adios, chaps. "scotties22" indication that he wants to choke me is indicative of bullying schoolyard behavior, and not appropriate for what I thought was a professionally oriented forum.

Now hold on; that's not fair of you.

You've come on this forum and made a post that was rather inflammatory not to mention a far cry from your standard of a "professionally oriented forum." You can't expect to not receive a response in kind. You've made a mistake, and that's ok, but don't make it worse by crying foul now.

Thanks for being an example of excellent and mature communication. Those skills can not have been easily won and I commend you for utilizing them.

[Sasquatch]

*makes farts in armpit*

[d.huber]

*makes farts in armpit*

Thanks for being an example of embracing the inner child. The armpit fart is a skill that I've long fought to achieve, but have never created that "check your pants" wet fart sound that resonates in your post. I commend you for showing us your skill and hope that we can all learn a thing or two about allowing a little sillyness into our lives.

[Sasquatch]

Try some soapy water, Dave. Shower armpit farts are the bestest.

[Alden]

Try some soapy water, Dave. Shower armpit farts are the bestest.

Hey honey. HONEY. Come here.... Listen... BRwwwrrrttttt.. brrt.. BrWWWWWWrrrt.... Brwwwrt........ brwwwrt............ brrt.... BRRRWWHuHuHUHaaAAARRRTtttt.... that last one was good huh ? Hey, come back, I'm not done.

[wdteipen]

This thread has turned into a mixed bag of double edged swords.

For the win!

[wdteipen]

I'm getting tired of my mom always asking me why I can't be more like that nice Ernie boy.

[RadDavis]

I'm getting tired of my mom always asking me why I can't be more like that nice Ernie boy.

Exactly! Fuck Ernie!

Rad

[Alden]

I'm getting tired of my mom always asking me why I can't be more like that nice Ernie boy.

Exactly! Fuck Ernie!

Rad

Sas already did.

[e Markle]

Cretans.

[jogilli]

I'll do you for free Nate

man.. go away for a few days and see what you miss... enjoy..the ... ummm freebie .. Nate

james

[Alden]

This thread has turned into a mixed bag of double ended d**dos.

[Charl]

You guys have way too much time.

[pipedreamer]

A cretin is a deranged person that runs through the Swiss alps,prior to 1932. Now, post 1932 according to Webster, is a person suffering from cretinism. Go figure. Does it matter which soap you use? Do you apply it first or latter?Can you gain a little extra by switching hands. I've heard the danes don't use their hands at all.

[Alden]

Can you gain a little extra by switching hands?

I've never tried it. But I've heard using your other hand makes it feel like somebody else is making fart noises in your armpit.

[Nate]

You guys are just silly.

[Vermont Freehand]

Can you gain a little extra by switching hands?

I've never tried it. But I've heard using your other hand makes it feel like somebody else is making fart noises in your armpit.

it's called the strager, especially when you sit on your arm first and it goes numb

just sayin

[d.huber]

This thread has turned into a mixed bag of double ended d**dos.

Don't forget the ball gag.

[The Smoking Yeti]

Sas and Ernie sittin in a tree...

wtf happened to this thread?!

Cheers!

Yeti