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About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:01 pm
by Growley
Yesterday I was working on a stem, the third for this particular pipe. It's a short stem with a ring, so I'm shaping it on my lathe with a tool rest and gouges. All was going well when all of a sudden I got too close to the chuck and the jaws caught and turned my gouge into a hurdling spear of death.

It hit me smack in the center of my belly handle end first and bounced to the floor... Had it been the sharp end, I'm certain it would have done some real damage.

It served as a good reminder. Oh, the stem got screwed up too. My re-sharpen of the tool must of sucked, and it chunked it up beyond repare. I started #4 today. I swear, when I was just learning, I never made 4 stems for a pipe. But back then, I probably should have on some :D

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:27 pm
by d.huber
Holy crap, be careful Brian!

And let us know when that fourth stem is done. :)

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:39 pm
by LatakiaLover
PMF's reaction upon reading Growley's post:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0baa83a97d20 ... o1_400.gif

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:59 pm
by Growley
LatakiaLover wrote:PMF's reaction upon reading Growley's post:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0baa83a97d20 ... o1_400.gif
Ha, that's perfect. It's one of those things that I didn't think much about...until I thought about it. :shock:

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:01 pm
by Growley
UberHuberMan wrote:Holy crap, be careful Brian!

And let us know when that fourth stem is done. :)
Ha, we'll see about posting it. I'm pretty sick of this stem and this pipe. I might just finish it and make it a shop pipe.

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:34 pm
by RadDavis
"Here, hold my beer; Hey Y'all! Watch this shit!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PzPfzLeDa0

Rad

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:48 pm
by Alden
RadDavis wrote:"Here, hold my beer; Hey Y'all! Watch this shit!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PzPfzLeDa0

Rad
I used to be that smart !

This vids good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB86FZnjKTw

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:48 pm
by andrew
LatakiaLover wrote:PMF's reaction upon reading Growley's post:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0baa83a97d20 ... o1_400.gif
That's fantastic.

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:58 pm
by RadDavis
Alden wrote:
RadDavis wrote:"Here, hold my beer; Hey Y'all! Watch this shit!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PzPfzLeDa0

Rad
I used to be that smart !

This vids good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB86FZnjKTw
And it's real! MY favorite is: "I'm going to cut into this drum with an acetylene torch, even though I don't know what's in it."

Rad

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:03 am
by Alden
RadDavis wrote:
Alden wrote:
RadDavis wrote:"Here, hold my beer; Hey Y'all! Watch this shit!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PzPfzLeDa0

Rad
I used to be that smart !

This vids good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB86FZnjKTw
And it's real! MY favorite is: "I'm going to cut into this drum with an acetylene torch, even though I don't know what's in it."


Rad
Right. Everybody knows you have to duct tape the torch to a real long piece of angle iron and stand way back and look the other direction when you do that....

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:07 am
by RadDavis
Alden wrote:
Right. Everybody knows you have to duct tape the torch to a real long piece of angle iron and stand way back and look the other direction when you do that....


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rad

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:12 am
by Alden
RadDavis wrote:
Alden wrote:
Right. Everybody knows you have to duct tape the torch to a real long piece of angle iron and stand way back and look the other direction when you do that....


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rad
My Favorite is the tank that falls over and knocks the valve off then goes shooting through the warehouse right into the foremans face. You know the asshole had it coming....

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:15 am
by Alden
And to get the thread back on topic, I did the exact same thing as you Growley. Except I had my face right in front of what I was turning and the butt of the tool cracked me in the face so hard I thought it broke my nose... I don't think it did, but the center of my face was numb for an hour.

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:06 am
by Ocelot55
Holy crap, Brian! Be more careful, or at least get it on video next time so we can laugh with you! :mrgreen:

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:13 am
by The Smoking Yeti
I KNEW there was a major plus-side to the etch-sketch method!

Yeah be careful. A stem profile is hardly worth the Darwin Award.

Re: About impaled myself...

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:55 am
by Jon Yoo Suk
Time invest in a Leather apron perhaps, or a BPV made of uhmwpe, i got Trappaned by a 3mm drill bit once, workshop was so cold i did not feel it till the blood was dripping off the end of my nose.