Sasquatch was released from Guantanamo!

[The Smoking Yeti]

So, for those of you who have met Sasquatch, you know what I'm talking about. I was browsing the interwebs, and found a news article about Gitmo detainees being released- one of their photos looked remarkably like.... Sasquatch. Check it out!!!

[LatakiaLover]

<sniff sniff>

I smell... some sort of NSA-backed, FBI-funded, CIA-planned, chemtrails-related conspiracy

This clearly deserves further investigation.

I bet Rad is involved somehow. Or BAW.

[Ocelot55]

I'm just glad they didn't let you out, Yeti. That would be cause for concern.

[Sasquatch]

This totally explains why I get grilled when travelling to the USA.

Here was my Chicago outbound TSA agent conversation:

Mr. Bannard, how are you doing?

- I'm good man.

Where are you headed today?

- Chicago!

What's in Chicago for you?

- Uh, well, it's sort of a business trip I guess, but really I'm just going down to drink with my friends for the weekend.

You're a carpenter?

- Um yes (holy shit these guys know a lot!), yes I am.

Still live in Carstairs?

- Yup.

When are will you be returning from Chicago?

- Monday, I think.

Okay. What kind of carpentry do you do?

- Mostly finishing, but out in the sticks like I am, I get into a little of everything.

I see. Have you been in the USA before?

- Yeah, but like, 30 years ago... I was probably 8 or something.

I see. Well, have a nice trip Mr Bannard.

- Okay!


THEN I got to the guy who randomly selects people for bomb-dust testing and got a few swabs done, then I was randomly selected for a full body scan. It's pretty random for sure.

Anyway I got no beef with the whole thing. Truly, I'd rather they dusted thug-looking freaks like me (or the guy in the OP) then waste time on single moms with screaming babies or old people travelling somewhere with a colostomy bag.