New pipe maker introduction!

[tim_peel]

My name is Tim Peel, I'm from South Georgia, and I have been making hobby pipes off and on for about a year. I just recently purchased a large chunk of the equipment needed to get serious about pipe making. I just wanted to get on here and introduce myself and say that I hope I can learn a lot from everyone on here and I hope to get some really good criticism Bout my work.

[Sasquatch]

Hi Tim, welcome aboard.

I'll be honest, frank and fair about your pipes.

Bruce Weaver will get weepy and sentimental about them because he's a grandpa now and everything seems to make him cry.

Tyler will pray for your pipes.

And I'm pretty sure Rad finally died, not that he was ever that helpful anyway.

Alden, eMarkle, Sandahl, Nate, Wayne, Charl and everybody else are just wankers.

Good luck, post often, we'll most likely kill you in the morning.

[BigCasino]

you'll Have to forgive Sas, Mr.Peel, he is canadian, and is very hairy, and it makes him crazy,plus everyone teases him with Jack links

[pipedreamer]

SAS, You don't think I'm a wanker?

[Sasquatch]

Oh sure.

[pipedreamer]

Now if I new what a wanker was . Well welcome to the forum. I'd suggest making about 20 pipes, then post the best one and don't get your feelings hurt. Ask for SAS to critique them. He is the best of all on critique. I don't know what' all this Jack stuff is, maybe we're chipping in to buy him a Jack Russel terrier. Not a good idea, imho. He isn't crazy, you just have to be able to think like him. I find he is my brother so much I can't criticize Him. Also, I use SAS juice to finish my pipes. Well welcome to the Pipemakers Forum! Hope you stay!

[sandahlpipe]

Well if Sas's introduction didn't scare you off already, welcome to the forum!

[wdteipen]

Yay, I made the wanker list. Now I can cross it off my bucket list.

[d.huber]

Welcome!

I'm shocked I wasn't at the top of the wanker list. And, frankly, I'm a little hurt.

[baweaverpipes]

Welcome!

I'm shocked I wasn't at the top of the wanker list. And, frankly, I'm a little hurt.

I believe it's because there's a difference between wanker and douche. You would be considered the latter

[Sasquatch]

Now THERE is the Bruce I know and love.

[socrates]

Welcome aboard Tim! Perhaps you will pass along somethings and show us your work. Take care

Sent from my HTC0P3P7

[Alden]

Hi Tim, welcome aboard.

I'll be honest, frank and fair about your pipes.

Bruce Weaver will get weepy and sentimental about them because he's a grandpa now and everything seems to make him cry.

Tyler will pray for your pipes.

And I'm pretty sure Rad finally died, not that he was ever that helpful anyway.

Alden, eMarkle, Sandahl, Nate, Wayne, Charl and everybody else are just wankers.

Good luck, post often, we'll most likely kill you in the morning.

This should be a sticky, it was helpful.

[tim_peel]

Thanks guys!! I have a few works that I plan on putting on here and getting critiqued soon. I'm very new and am expecting for you guys to shit all over them, so that's okay. I have thick skin and I learn pretty quickly so shit all you want. Ha!

[Sasquatch]

I just hope Alden doesn't shit all over himself again. That was horrible.

[Nate]

I think only Chris knows what a real wanker is....damn Brits...

Oh yeah, welcome Tim!!! Stay away from stinky ebonite.

[jogilli]

I'm pretty sure you got it right Nate .... Chris knows what posh is.. and its not a Spice Girl... Wanker is above his command of the American language.... I mean he puts groceries in his boot, can't say aluminum correctly and consistently confuses biscuits with cookies

Oh yea... Welcome aboard

James

[Alden]

I just hope Alden doesn't shit all over himself again. That was horrible.

Well hope in one hand and shit in the other. Lemme know which one fills up first
And by "again" do you mean again today, or again ever ? Two different things.

[caskwith]

I'm pretty sure you got it right Nate .... Chris knows what posh is.. and its not a Spice Girl... Wanker is above his command of the American language.... I mean he puts groceries in his boot, can't say aluminum correctly and consistently confuses biscuits with cookies

Oh yea... Welcome aboard

James

And damn proud do all of the above, what what, pip pip and all that shit.


Squire.

[WCannoy]

Welcome Tim! Glad to see you on here!