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New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:20 pm
by tim_peel
My name is Tim Peel, I'm from South Georgia, and I have been making hobby pipes off and on for about a year. I just recently purchased a large chunk of the equipment needed to get serious about pipe making. I just wanted to get on here and introduce myself and say that I hope I can learn a lot from everyone on here and I hope to get some really good criticism Bout my work.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:48 pm
by Sasquatch
Hi Tim, welcome aboard.

I'll be honest, frank and fair about your pipes.

Bruce Weaver will get weepy and sentimental about them because he's a grandpa now and everything seems to make him cry.

Tyler will pray for your pipes.

And I'm pretty sure Rad finally died, not that he was ever that helpful anyway.

Alden, eMarkle, Sandahl, Nate, Wayne, Charl and everybody else are just wankers.

Good luck, post often, we'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:55 pm
by BigCasino
you'll Have to forgive Sas, Mr.Peel, he is canadian, and is very hairy, and it makes him crazy,plus everyone teases him with Jack links

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:01 pm
by pipedreamer
SAS, You don't think I'm a wanker?
:(

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:46 pm
by Sasquatch
Oh sure. :thumbsup: :lol:

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:29 pm
by pipedreamer
Now if I new what a wanker was . Well welcome to the forum. I'd suggest making about 20 pipes, then post the best one and don't get your feelings hurt. Ask for SAS to critique them. He is the best of all on critique. I don't know what' all this Jack stuff is, maybe we're chipping in to buy him a Jack Russel terrier. Not a good idea, imho. He isn't crazy, you just have to be able to think like him. I find he is my brother so much I can't criticize Him. Also, I use SAS juice to finish my pipes. Well welcome to the Pipemakers Forum! Hope you stay! :?

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:07 pm
by sandahlpipe
Well if Sas's introduction didn't scare you off already, welcome to the forum!

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:14 pm
by wdteipen
Yay, I made the wanker list. Now I can cross it off my bucket list.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:52 pm
by d.huber
Welcome!

I'm shocked I wasn't at the top of the wanker list. And, frankly, I'm a little hurt.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:56 pm
by baweaverpipes
d.huber wrote:Welcome!

I'm shocked I wasn't at the top of the wanker list. And, frankly, I'm a little hurt.
I believe it's because there's a difference between wanker and douche. You would be considered the latter :ROFL:

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:00 pm
by Sasquatch
Now THERE is the Bruce I know and love. :lol:

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:43 pm
by socrates
Welcome aboard Tim! Perhaps you will pass along somethings and show us your work. Take care

Sent from my HTC0P3P7

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:50 pm
by Alden
Sasquatch wrote:Hi Tim, welcome aboard.

I'll be honest, frank and fair about your pipes.

Bruce Weaver will get weepy and sentimental about them because he's a grandpa now and everything seems to make him cry.

Tyler will pray for your pipes.

And I'm pretty sure Rad finally died, not that he was ever that helpful anyway.

Alden, eMarkle, Sandahl, Nate, Wayne, Charl and everybody else are just wankers.

Good luck, post often, we'll most likely kill you in the morning.
This should be a sticky, it was helpful.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:16 am
by tim_peel
Thanks guys!! I have a few works that I plan on putting on here and getting critiqued soon. I'm very new and am expecting for you guys to shit all over them, so that's okay. I have thick skin and I learn pretty quickly so shit all you want. Ha!

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:49 am
by Sasquatch
I just hope Alden doesn't shit all over himself again. That was horrible.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:05 am
by Nate
I think only Chris knows what a real wanker is....damn Brits... :D

Oh yeah, welcome Tim!!! Stay away from stinky ebonite.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:53 am
by jogilli
I'm pretty sure you got it right Nate .... Chris knows what posh is.. and its not a Spice Girl... Wanker is above his command of the American language.... I mean he puts groceries in his boot, can't say aluminum correctly and consistently confuses biscuits with cookies

Oh yea... Welcome aboard

James

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:11 am
by Alden
Sasquatch wrote:I just hope Alden doesn't shit all over himself again. That was horrible.
Well hope in one hand and shit in the other. Lemme know which one fills up first :thumbsup:
And by "again" do you mean again today, or again ever ? Two different things.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:22 am
by caskwith
jogilli wrote:I'm pretty sure you got it right Nate .... Chris knows what posh is.. and its not a Spice Girl... Wanker is above his command of the American language.... I mean he puts groceries in his boot, can't say aluminum correctly and consistently confuses biscuits with cookies

Oh yea... Welcome aboard

James

And damn proud do all of the above, what what, pip pip and all that shit.


Squire.

Re: New pipe maker introduction!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:17 am
by WCannoy
Welcome Tim! Glad to see you on here!