Paul Argendorf Needs Our Help!!!!

[RadDavis]

Got this from "Paul" this morning:

Hello.

I Hope you get this on time, I made a trip to (Turkey) and had my bag stolen from me with my passport and personal effects therein. The embassy has just issued me a temporary passport but I have to pay for my round trip ticket and settle my front desk bills with the Manager.

I have made contact with my bank but it would take me 3-5 working days to access funds in my account, the bad news is my flight will be leaving very soon, But I am having problems settling the front desk bills and the hotel manager won't let me leave until I pay the front desk, I need your help/LOAN financially and I promise to make the refund once I get back home, you are my last resort and hope, Please let me know if I can count on you and I need you to keep checking your E-mail because it's the only way I can reach you.

Thanks
Paul.

I was hoping everyone will send "Paul" all of their personal banking and credit card info, or wire him some money so he can get home safely. If not, I'm going to grant him temporary access to the $10,000,000 in my hedge fund account, so he can get what he needs without my having to hassle with doing stuff myself.

If you aren't comfortable with giving out your banking info or using Western Union to wire money to Paul, but still want to help, please let me know, and I'll divided what he takes out of my account by the number of volunteers, and you all can refund your portion to me via Paypal.

LET'S GET PAUL BACK HOME!

Rad

[d.huber]

No need to refund, Rad. I'm happy to help. $0.25 headed your way.

[caskwith]

I had this too, I already wired my "rainy day" fund of £150,000,000, guess he still needs more, poor sod.

[Alden]

Sending all the Turkeys I can, asap ! I've still got two I shot last season, hope it helps

[Joe Hinkle Pipes]

Im willing to give upwards of $100 for every ton of block mearschaum he can bring back.

[baweaverpipes]

I sent funds from my Nigerian account, where I have $15,000,000 in an account. I was bequeathed this from Her Highness Magnolia Uranus Mofo Umgawa Bwana.

[wdteipen]

It seems I'm a little bit short. Rad, I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[socrates]

WOW! Poor guy and a horrible situation. Perhaps once we empty out all our funds we could take out a joint loan to throw him a BIG party when he returns home. By the way do you think he could/would smuggle a suit case full of meershaum blocks home to us? If someone would get the name and number of the hotel we could arrange for"Paul" to live on the finest fish eggs and bubblie while waiting for the money. Poor fellow!

[Sasquatch]

Geez guys.... I dunno. This might be some kind of scam.

[caskwith]

What?!?! You mean the internet can lie to us?

[d.huber]

Geez guys.... I dunno. This might be some kind of scam.

Always the pessimist.

[BigCasino]

I got the same email, I was going to call him and let him know, but then I forgot, probably wouldn't have gotten a hold of him anyways since he is stuck in Turkey

[e Markle]

I'm stuck in Phoenix, and I can't get out!! I need roughly $300K to move back to Colorado, but I really don't feel like raising the funds myself: too much work. Chris, another 150K in sterling would go a looong way...

I'll start a gofundme campaign and post the link later. Thanks!

P.S. I'd be happy to tell you I'm a Nigerian Princess if that would help grease the wheels in any way.

[Ocyd]

Please send Paul my regards unfortunately most of my funds are tied up un-securing the the bank accounts of a Nigerian prince I met a couple of years ago by email. I hope he makes it back safely I've heard nasty rumors about those Turkish prisons.

[d.huber]

P.S. I'd be happy to tell you I'm a Nigerian Princess if that would help grease the wheels in any way.

This is redundant when you post.