I'm gonna blame... let's see... the Whippersnappers.
Yup. It's gotta be them, spiriting everyone off to TwooterLand to book their faces instagramatically. It's the only possible explanation.
Tyler, you might as well give Kurt the master keys to this place, buy yourself an iPhone 9 with a teraflop processor and 20 exabytes of storage, and get connected. Cuz... it's, you know... the future.
