Scottish Cake
Scottish Cake
Scottish Cake is so
Yummy that I like to smoke
It in my pipe. Yeah.
Well, that's a pretty shitty Haiku I guess. Sorry.
Yummy that I like to smoke
It in my pipe. Yeah.
Well, that's a pretty shitty Haiku I guess. Sorry.
ALL YOUR PIPE ARE BELONG TO US!
- Mike Messer
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Re: Scottish Cake
Connosseurs would shit
Me smoking my Captain Black
Smells like Christmas cake
This could be a contest...who can write the worst (or best) Kaiku about pipe smoking.
Haiku - a Japanese poem with three lines, 5-7-5 syllables, non-rhyming (I looked it up).
Me smoking my Captain Black
Smells like Christmas cake
This could be a contest...who can write the worst (or best) Kaiku about pipe smoking.
Haiku - a Japanese poem with three lines, 5-7-5 syllables, non-rhyming (I looked it up).
Mike Messer
http://handmade-briar-usa.com
http://handmade-briar-usa.com
- Joe Hinkle Pipes
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Re: Scottish Cake
why purchase briar fox
peter heeschen is crazy
it burns my tounge off
peter heeschen is crazy
it burns my tounge off
Re: Scottish Cake
Outside with my pipe
Standing in the pouring rain
She won't let me in...
Standing in the pouring rain
She won't let me in...
Re: Scottish Cake
Just lit up a bowl
For an hour I will smoke it
Down to mottled ash
For an hour I will smoke it
Down to mottled ash
Ryan Alden
http://www.aldenpipes.com
http://www.aldenpipes.com
Re: Scottish Cake
it sucks to be you
she let me in from the rain
then she smoked my pipe
she let me in from the rain
then she smoked my pipe
- Joe Hinkle Pipes
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Re: Scottish Cake
wow, thats suggestive
hope he never finds
your name and current address
hope he never finds
your name and current address
Re: Scottish Cake
A poet you're not
A "Weiner" you may be
Still living with Mom?
A "Weiner" you may be
Still living with Mom?
Re: Scottish Cake
That was funnytaharris wrote:A poet you're not
A "Weiner" you may be
Still living with Mom?
Re: Scottish Cake
saw the grass was greener
on the other side of the fence
over at your moms house
on the other side of the fence
over at your moms house
- KurtHuhn
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Re: Scottish Cake
chili was dinner
moving through my bowels now
ends up like this thread
moving through my bowels now
ends up like this thread
Re: Scottish Cake
Now thats funny!KurtHuhn wrote:chili was dinner
moving through my bowels now
ends up like this thread
and true. I'm outa here,... peace!
- baweaverpipes
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Re: Scottish Cake
Scottish cake does blow
Think of haggis you dumb fuck
I want to puke now
Think of haggis you dumb fuck
I want to puke now
Re: Scottish Cake
A group of finer poets I've not met
(Within the confines of the doggy pound)
The artists walk amongst us on their round
Dispensing knowledge to us who are wet
Behind the ears - as green as you could get
And all lined up to glean the littered ground!
I'm sure the others, much as I have found,
Will come in time to bitterly regret
Opening their minds with hopes to share
The dreams, skills and maybe final pieces;
Condensation of creative juices!
Luckily few within the forum dare
To make pipes as bad as mine (Thank Jesus)
Or their posts as dumb as most of Bruce's.
(Within the confines of the doggy pound)
The artists walk amongst us on their round
Dispensing knowledge to us who are wet
Behind the ears - as green as you could get
And all lined up to glean the littered ground!
I'm sure the others, much as I have found,
Will come in time to bitterly regret
Opening their minds with hopes to share
The dreams, skills and maybe final pieces;
Condensation of creative juices!
Luckily few within the forum dare
To make pipes as bad as mine (Thank Jesus)
Or their posts as dumb as most of Bruce's.
ALL YOUR PIPE ARE BELONG TO US!