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the rev wrote:I think TJ is a big meany who picks on newbies because he is insecure, but has powerful biceps, lovely hair and dreamy eyes...

oh wait that is ernie

rev

Yeah, you must have me confused with Gracik, Adam Davidson, Ernie, or one of the other members of the MPNA (Metrosexual Pipemakers of North America). I do not have powerful biceps anymore, most of my lovely hair is gone, and I've been accused of having a crazy eye, but never "dreamy eyes." I have also never:

1. Taken iPhone photos of myself at the beach
2. Worn one of my wife's T-shirts
3. Shopped at Forever 21
4. Had anything waxed
5. Purchased blue jeans with patches already sewn on them

Try to get it straight, will ya?

TJ

ToddJohnson wrote:
Yeah, you must have me confused with Gracik, Adam Davidson, Ernie, or one of the other members of the MPNA (Metrosexual Pipemakers of North America). I do not have powerful biceps anymore, most of my lovely hair is gone, and I've been accused of having a crazy eye, but never "dreamy eyes." I have also never:

1. Taken iPhone photos of myself at the beach
2. Worn one of my wife's T-shirts
3. Shopped at Forever 21
4. Had anything waxed
5. Purchased blue jeans with patches already sewn on them

Try to get it straight, will ya?

TJ

Let's see...

1. Taken iPhone photos of myself at the beach - Check
2. Worn one of my wife's T-shirts - Check
3. Shopped at Forever 21 - Check Check
4. Had anything waxed - Check
5. Purchased blue jeans with patches already sewn on them

Just need to buy jeans with patches, complete my application and admission essay, figure out where to send my MPNA dues, and I think I'm in!

Do as you please, Ern, but you'll never, ever be "in".

Sasquatch wrote:Do as you please, Ern, but you'll never, ever be "in".

Doesn't stop him from trying! You've got to admire tenacity like that, even if it is a little pathetic.