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Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:32 pm
by Sasquatch
Don't defibrillate now, Markle. It's too late.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:53 pm
by d.huber
e Markle wrote:NeroWolfe wrote:Adios, chaps. "scotties22" indication that he wants to choke me is indicative of bullying schoolyard behavior, and not appropriate for what I thought was a professionally oriented forum.
Now hold on; that's not fair of you.
You've come on this forum and made a post that was rather inflammatory not to mention a far cry from your standard of a "professionally oriented forum." You can't expect to not receive a response in kind. You've made a mistake, and that's ok, but don't make it worse by crying foul now.
Thanks for being an example of excellent and mature communication. Those skills can not have been easily won and I commend you for utilizing them.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:54 pm
by Sasquatch
*makes farts in armpit*
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:11 pm
by d.huber
Sasquatch wrote:*makes farts in armpit*
Thanks for being an example of embracing the inner child. The armpit fart is a skill that I've long fought to achieve, but have never created that "check your pants" wet fart sound that resonates in your post. I commend you for showing us your skill and hope that we can all learn a thing or two about allowing a little sillyness into our lives.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:40 pm
by Sasquatch
Try some soapy water, Dave. Shower armpit farts are the bestest.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:27 pm
by Alden
Sasquatch wrote:Try some soapy water, Dave. Shower armpit farts are the bestest.
Hey honey. HONEY. Come here.... Listen... BRwwwrrrttttt.. brrt.. BrWWWWWWrrrt.... Brwwwrt........ brwwwrt............ brrt.... BRRRWWHuHuHUHaaAAARRRTtttt.... that last one was good huh ? Hey, come back, I'm not done.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:34 pm
by wdteipen
UberHuberMan wrote:This thread has turned into a mixed bag of double edged swords.
For the win!
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:41 pm
by wdteipen
I'm getting tired of my mom always asking me why I can't be more like that nice Ernie boy.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:14 pm
by RadDavis
wdteipen wrote:I'm getting tired of my mom always asking me why I can't be more like that nice Ernie boy.
Exactly! Fuck Ernie!
Rad
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:30 pm
by Alden
RadDavis wrote:wdteipen wrote:I'm getting tired of my mom always asking me why I can't be more like that nice Ernie boy.
Exactly! Fuck Ernie!
Rad
Sas already did.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:18 am
by e Markle
Cretans.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:25 am
by jogilli
scotties22 wrote:I'll do you for free Nate
man.. go away for a few days and see what you miss... enjoy..the ... ummm freebie .. Nate
james
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:38 am
by Alden
UberHuberMan wrote:This thread has turned into a mixed bag of double ended d**dos.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:13 am
by Charl
You guys have way too much time.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:47 am
by pipedreamer
A cretin is a deranged person that runs through the Swiss alps,prior to 1932. Now, post 1932 according to Webster, is a person suffering from cretinism. Go figure. Does it matter which soap you use? Do you apply it first or latter?Can you gain a little extra by switching hands. I've heard the danes don't use their hands at all.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:05 pm
by Alden
pipedreamer wrote:Can you gain a little extra by switching hands?
I've never tried it. But I've heard using your other hand makes it feel like
somebody else is making fart noises in your armpit.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:17 pm
by Nate
You guys are just silly.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:42 pm
by Vermont Freehand
Alden wrote:pipedreamer wrote:Can you gain a little extra by switching hands?
I've never tried it. But I've heard using your other hand makes it feel like
somebody else is making fart noises in your armpit.
it's called the strager, especially when you sit on your arm first and it goes numb
just sayin
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:22 pm
by d.huber
Alden wrote:UberHuberMan wrote:This thread has turned into a mixed bag of double ended d**dos.
Don't forget the ball gag.
Re: Summer Edition of P&T Magazine - Crappy !
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:55 pm
by The Smoking Yeti
Sas and Ernie sittin in a tree...
wtf happened to this thread?!
Cheers!
Yeti