Scottish Cake

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Sasquatch
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Scottish Cake

Post by Sasquatch »

Scottish Cake is so
Yummy that I like to smoke
It in my pipe. Yeah.



Well, that's a pretty shitty Haiku I guess. Sorry.
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Re: Scottish Cake

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Connosseurs would shit
Me smoking my Captain Black
Smells like Christmas cake

This could be a contest...who can write the worst (or best) Kaiku about pipe smoking.
Haiku - a Japanese poem with three lines, 5-7-5 syllables, non-rhyming (I looked it up).
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why purchase briar fox
peter heeschen is crazy
it burns my tounge off
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Outside with my pipe
Standing in the pouring rain
She won't let me in...
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Just lit up a bowl
For an hour I will smoke it
Down to mottled ash
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it sucks to be you
she let me in from the rain
then she smoked my pipe
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wow, thats suggestive
hope he never finds
your name and current address
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A poet you're not
A "Weiner" you may be
Still living with Mom?
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taharris wrote:A poet you're not
A "Weiner" you may be
Still living with Mom?
That was funny
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Re: Scottish Cake

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saw the grass was greener
on the other side of the fence
over at your moms house
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chili was dinner
moving through my bowels now
ends up like this thread
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KurtHuhn wrote:chili was dinner
moving through my bowels now
ends up like this thread
Now thats funny! :lol:

and true. I'm outa here,... peace! :)
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Scottish cake does blow
Think of haggis you dumb fuck
I want to puke now
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A group of finer poets I've not met
(Within the confines of the doggy pound)
The artists walk amongst us on their round
Dispensing knowledge to us who are wet
Behind the ears - as green as you could get
And all lined up to glean the littered ground!
I'm sure the others, much as I have found,
Will come in time to bitterly regret
Opening their minds with hopes to share
The dreams, skills and maybe final pieces;
Condensation of creative juices!
Luckily few within the forum dare
To make pipes as bad as mine (Thank Jesus)
Or their posts as dumb as most of Bruce's.
ALL YOUR PIPE ARE BELONG TO US!
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