Tonga, paid model and newest member of the ScoJo Briar War Clubs family, holds "kiakavo", the most recent in-house design creation at SBWC. An elegant cutty-esque pipe, kiakavo is guaranteed not to burn out, to smoke cool and dry from the first bowl, and to possess the ability to flatten the skull of any anti-smoking zealot with a single swift blow.
Although shown smooth in the photo, kiakavo is also available in a rusticated finish, adding to the functionality of the pipe by allowing it to be used to tenderize meats.
Stop by your local dealer today and ask to see kiakavo. For those of you who love "softy" bits (Jeff), check out our optional "mega-softy" made by Goodyear!
(Can you tell I have spent a long day in front of Excel spreadsheets?)