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ScoJo
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Tonga, paid model and newest member of the ScoJo Briar War Clubs family, holds "kiakavo", the most recent in-house design creation at SBWC. An elegant cutty-esque pipe, kiakavo is guaranteed not to burn out, to smoke cool and dry from the first bowl, and to possess the ability to flatten the skull of any anti-smoking zealot with a single swift blow.

Although shown smooth in the photo, kiakavo is also available in a rusticated finish, adding to the functionality of the pipe by allowing it to be used to tenderize meats.

Stop by your local dealer today and ask to see kiakavo. For those of you who love "softy" bits (Jeff), check out our optional "mega-softy" made by Goodyear!

(Can you tell I have spent a long day in front of Excel spreadsheets?)
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Post by bscofield »

:thumb:

That's pretty good...

I had noticed the new avatar in another post but hadn't put 2 and 2 together.

You know, tho, that starting a pipe company called "Scojo Briar War Clubs" is probably not the best I idea, right? :wink: :angel:
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LOL. I know, just feeling punchy after too many spreadsheeting hours. I can see the t-shirt now. Tonga holding a LARGE pipe, with a nice menacing look on his face.

SCOJO BRIAR WAR CLUBS

WORLD CLASS...NOT CANDY ASS

(okay, I stole that one from someone else, but it's been a long day)
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Post by Nick »

ROFL!!!

ScoJo Briar War Clubs: When a baseball bat just won't do

ScoJo Briar War Clubs: The smokable art that you can beat your friends sensless with.

ScoJo Briar War Clubs: Ted Kazinski smoked a ScoJo

ScoJo Briar War Clubs: No one will dare ask you to put out your ScoJo
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