I’m Ted, the dustyllama.
I’ve been studiously reading through past posts, obsessively looking at pictures of pipes and scouring FB Marketplace for potential tools and such that I might pick up at a bargain. Organizing and sharpening the tools I have etc.
I have minimal experience with woodwork:
- turned a couple of functional bowls; in that they are bowl shaped and hold stuff)
- made a couple of butcher block cutting boards
- Made a decorative box or two (again, vaguely rectangular and you can put shit in them)
- other larger more construction based things (pergola, workbench, garage shelves)
In my reading of the posts here, I have learned a few sure things:
1. My first pipe is going to be an ugly POS
Oh wait. Maybe I’ve only learned one sure thing.

Anywho. Knowing that this thing will be an exercise in frustration on a $40CAD chunk of briar… My main goal is to have a functioning smoking pipe at the end of the process and a passion for a hobby. So I will gladly ask a few questions that are more philosophical in nature because I’m a teacher and I learn so much from the discussion between more learned people such as yourselves!
1. My plan is to drill the chamber and draft holes first (turn this block a bit closer into a kit style), is there some benefit to shaping my first pipe after drilling a little bit more freehand to get a feel for the wood, tools, and techniques and not worry as much about proportions of a classic shape? (Again, knowing this will be a hot mess)
2. Please take a look at my beautiful piece of briar and if you have ideas/shaping suggestions, let me know! I especially find the junction between bowl and shank a tricky curve to draw and imagine no matter how many pipes I look at! As you can see, I kind of have an idea of keeping some of the Plateaux on the rim, but there is some lovely birds eye grain showing on the surfaces perpendicular to what is pictured. (Sorry for the link- couldn’t get the file size down small enough)
https://postimg.cc/DSpRhS80
C. I found some of my grandpa’s old hand drills (he was a carpenter/furniture maker for Woodward’s in Canada for 40yrs). Please dissuade me from trying this with these tools until much later in my journey.

Thank you in advance,
T