You too can make this fantastic expensive pipe in under 30 minutes!
Very carefully follow the polite detailed instructions following this picture.
Instructions: (1) Drill holes in chunk of briar (Yes, one in the top, one in the side, jeez, must I tell you everything!); (2) Slather with about 10 coats of glossy marine varnish (no need to wait for each coat to dry, just go crazy and slap it on); (3) Fit premade stem (Yes, the small hole on the side, not the big hole on top) (If too tight, just force it in. If too loose, just super glue the damn thing, quit wasting time, you only have a 30 minute time limit, idiot).
Voila! You have made a $100 pipe in less time than it takes to cook a pot of rice!
Believe it or not, that's what these guys are actually selling: http://www.aaameerschaum.com/praw.asp.
The amazing thing is not so much that they're selling them, but that people are actually buying these POS at 100 bucks a pop!
Hope you get a chuckle out of it. I certainly did. ROFL
Regards,
Frank
